Thursday, January 31, 2008

oh, hey there.

of all the things going on in my life right now, i choose to write a blog about this:

a few of my favorite christian pick-up lines. don't expect too much.

-"is this pew taken?"

-"i just don't feel called to celibacy."

-"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."

-"i believe one of my ribs belongs to you."

-"i went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you."

-"my favourite species of vegetation is the church plant."

-"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."

-"how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"

- "do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you"

-"let's go for a ride in my zondervan"

-"i have a bible verse tattoo. its permanent. its also in ancient greek."

yep...that's what i do with my time.

in other news...i won $500 on a $1 scratch off, bought a wii, and [unrelated] went on a great cruise with my roommate.