oh, hey there.
of all the things going on in my life right now, i choose to write a blog about this:
a few of my favorite christian pick-up lines. don't expect too much.
-"is this pew taken?"
-"i just don't feel called to celibacy."
-"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
-"i believe one of my ribs belongs to you."
-"i went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you."
-"my favourite species of vegetation is the church plant."
-"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
-"how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"
- "do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you"
-"let's go for a ride in my zondervan"
-"i have a bible verse tattoo. its permanent. its also in ancient greek."
yep...that's what i do with my time.
in other news...i won $500 on a $1 scratch off, bought a wii, and [unrelated] went on a great cruise with my roommate.
a few of my favorite christian pick-up lines. don't expect too much.
-"is this pew taken?"
-"i just don't feel called to celibacy."
-"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
-"i believe one of my ribs belongs to you."
-"i went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you."
-"my favourite species of vegetation is the church plant."
-"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
-"how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"
- "do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you"
-"let's go for a ride in my zondervan"
-"i have a bible verse tattoo. its permanent. its also in ancient greek."
yep...that's what i do with my time.
in other news...i won $500 on a $1 scratch off, bought a wii, and [unrelated] went on a great cruise with my roommate.
3 Comments:
yay for coming across your funny blog!!! Miss you friend.
um. yes. hilarious.
This made me wonder if other religions have pick-up lines.
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
That hijab really compliments your eyes..
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
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