soup.
"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup." -Ludwig Van Beethoven
lately, it has been brought to my attention that i consume an abnormally large amount of soup. so, to everyone who thinks this...i say to you: i think you eat an abnormally small amount of soup. and it is my humble opinion that everyone, without exception, should consume at least 2 bowls of soup per week, and this is a bare minimum for healthy living.
let me take a moment and outline this for you:
indeed, the wise man partaketh of the soup. The bible says "eat, drink, and be merry". i say to you...do it all at once, with a nice bowl of soup.
"i live on good soup, not on fine words." -Moliere
5 Comments:
Katy said, "to everyone who thinks this...i say to you: i think you eat an abnormally small amount of soup."
Brilliant. You should start a Soup Group!
oh katy...i knew it...the soup has seeped into your brain....we should check your insides to see what this 2 days a week soup eating is doing......i have to say though, this entry made me laugh!
you eat soup way more than two times a week!
if you need two meals of soup... you definitely need two meals of nachos a week as well.
and if we are trying to be well balanced... peanut butter should be involved
ohhhh katy.
a person can only read about soup so many times...
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