man, i am one pathetic loser.

so i've become like the fat annoying neighbor who comes over on christmas day to play with/ break your toys before you even get a chance to touch them.
i went to visit shauna for the birthday. i see that she got a paper shredder for her birthday. i also see that she hasn't tested it out yet. so of course i rip the box open, take it out and decide to go crazy with shredder...pretty much shredding everything in my path, including the instructions (although this one was more shauna's fault than mine).
i then decide that shredding paper wasn't really that impressive, so i decide to shove the plastic packaging all up in there. and after it successfully makes it through, make it forward and reverse as many times as possible until i have the entire shredder packaging lodged inside of it.
then i watch shauna spend the next 45 minutes patiently pulling small wads of plastic out of her brand new paper shredder.
then i watch it not work properly. ever again.
cool. happy birthday shauna.